Beard Grooming

There has been a lot of talk out there lately about the legitimacy of beard grooming competitions, is it or is it not a sport. My answer is simple and it comes in a neat 4 word package: Shut up, it is. It is certainly more of a sports then NASCAR. Karl Hineshill is more of an athlete then Jeff Gordon will ever be. Karl Hineshill can drive, I would like to see Danica Patrick grow a beard. It's not going to happen. Do you know how many years it takes to groom the perfect goatee? There are two on record, one belongs to Fernado Vienia and the other to Jim Rome. Fernado would agree that it takes years and skill to pull it off. Now bump it up a notch and grow a triple handlebar mustache, or a beard in the shape of a checkmark and you are talking a life time of commitment. Final there is a sport that the Swedes can dominate. So next time you come to me asking "Is beard grooming a sport?" Ask yourself this "Why the hell are Mach 3 Turbo refills so damn expensive?" There is your answer, I am out.